a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ
by orsasm April 22, 2011
Get the vomit jerker mug.A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob
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Get the Ninja Jerker mug.One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.
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"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."
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Get the Jerker mug.Jerielle an optimistic, kind and energetic person. They can sometimes be moody but that’s what makes them unique. They always know how to dress for the occasion and are humble as well as self kept. They always know how to crack a simple joke and when it comes to parties they actually try to look their best. If you find a jerielle in your life, make sure to keep them close and show them your worthiness. (Could be for both boy and girl names)
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Get the jerielle mug.a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004
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