Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010

Jeopardy

Or "Jeopardy!"

Considered the chess of all game shows. It makes other game shows look like after school tutoring.

Hosted by Alex Trebek. Satirized on Saturday Night Live and by Weird Al Yankovic with the song "I Lost On Jeopardy".

"Jeopardy!" makes you answer with a question?! WTF is that?!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

Jeppe

Jeppe is a sex god and he is the greatest person to ever walk on this earth.
Nobody can be better then a guy named Jeppe.

True story...

Jeppe...

by Stjernen March 19, 2011

jewpacabra

the souls of the six million dead jews from the holocaust found their way into the bodies of chupacabras in the south-western united states and mexico. jewpacabras have a nasty habit of mutilating cows, doing your accounting and eating all of your profits...literally. If you come across a jewpacabra you must burn tall white candles that come in a glass casing with a picture of the virgin mary on them and then flash your protective star of david, which you will conveniently be wearing on your left arm. Doing so will guarantee that only one cow or sheep will be mutilated and you will still be allowed 10% of your profits.

bigfoot, hitler, b. streisand, e. levy, l. kravitz, all-time worst presidential failure r. perot, homosexuals, xenu, l. r. hubbard (they're in cahoots), the jewpacabra, like christ, has the power to save all mankind, but chooses not to in favor of fine ass bitches and hennessey.

by Don Keedik June 20, 2008

Jewpac

A Jew who acts like, and perhaps wrongly believes he is, a Black person. Sometimes offensive, sometimes just jocular. Combination of "Jew" and "Tupac," as in Black polymath Tupac Shakur. Sometimes offensive, sometimes just jocular.

That Jewpac was ghetto-blasting hip-hop all the way to school.

by Yossel the Yid April 12, 2004

Jeopardy

Ken Jennings. Enough said.

Alex Trebek: "The final Jeopardy category is--- GODS."
Ken Jennings: "Who is Ken Jennings?"
Alex Trebek: "Right."

by BrianWallyizzle January 13, 2008

Jeopardy Effect

When you recently learn about a new person, place, or topic (often from game shows, similar to Jeopardy) and then the person, place, or topic randomly comes up in conversations or reoccurs in your everyday life multiple times.

The answer to a question on Jeopardy was Keith Ferrazzi (an author), and then one of my co-workers sent me an e-mail about him inquiring if I was familiar with him. A few days later, I read a newsletter and Keith Ferrazzi was mentioned in it. This is an example of the Jeopardy Effect.

by Charmed Charisma July 2, 2009