Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Jimmer and the Fredettes

New name for the team formerly known as the Brigham Young Cougars. They were going to do it earlier, but Brandon Davies wasn't messing around then.

Jimmer and the Fredettes are the 3 seed in the NCAA tournament this year.

by crimsonglory16 April 2, 2011

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020

jimmer

In basketball when someone makes a 30-40 foot 3 point jump shot.

A basketball shot way beyond the three point line.

.... if it wasnt for Tim making that jimmer to tie the game....

....holly crap he made that shot from jimmerland....

by coverit January 26, 2011

jimmer (jimma)

A derogatory term for a Caucasian landowning male.

Bill Clinton is my mother fucking jimmer (jimma)

by Sir Benzington January 4, 2012

Jammerz

High waisted shorts or jeans that jam right up a girl's vagina, ass, or both. Normally because they are too small.

All the girls on the boardwalk are wearing their jammerz.

She's getting fisted by her jammerz.

by Ryan/Laura July 17, 2014