jealfie

A selfie taken to make the people not in it jealous, especially when you post it online

Tristan: I thought Nathan was gonna join us for the trip

Laura: he's such a fucking loser, let's post a million jealfies on instagram asap

by SharmaAndShawarma February 28, 2015

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retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

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jealabrate

To celebrate with someone that you are other wise jealous of.

Ted got that promotion that i wanted. I guess I will have to suck it up and jealabrate with him.

by TheSWheatley February 9, 2010

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Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019

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