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jealfie

A selfie taken to make the people not in it jealous, especially when you post it online
Tristan: I thought Nathan was gonna join us for the trip

Laura: he's such a fucking loser, let's post a million jealfies on instagram asap
by SharmaAndShawarma February 28, 2015
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retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
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jealabrate

To celebrate with someone that you are other wise jealous of.
Ted got that promotion that i wanted. I guess I will have to suck it up and jealabrate with him.
by TheSWheatley February 9, 2010
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Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside
by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019
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Meow Meow Jealous

From a character on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Henrietta Pussycat....meaning very very envious
Tara got a new pair of boots and I was meow meow jealous
by PMommy1121 February 26, 2009
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jealousy

The real or perceived threat of the loss of a valued relationship to a rival.
Maria's feelings of jealousy were making her see signs of an affair between her best friend and boyfriend that weren't actually happening.
by Andrew J F October 27, 2005
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calm down, jamal

Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.
man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*
by pp123987 February 24, 2021
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