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Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postmanlooks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024
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Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
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Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas
The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing
by Eushshtb September 29, 2024
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Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
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Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.
I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch
by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022
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quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024
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Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024
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