The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
Get the Aiden Portman Jelq Method mug.An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping
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by The English gentleman November 2, 2017
Get the jelquing mug.The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008
Get the jelqing mug.Being Jelqpilled is when you are obsessed with Jelq or Jelqing, the act of naturally enlarging your penis size. Someone who is jelqpilled often has huge forearms and carpal tunnel syndrome. Often used as a negative slander
Bro 1:Bro Cade is so Jelqpilled
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!
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