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Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
by tgbt February 7, 2009
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You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something
"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'
by Hanrahan May 21, 2008
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fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.
Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.
by jonny5000 June 14, 2009
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jelly bottoming

Part of a sex game adults play called "Jelly Bottoms" where the parties of the sexual act squeeze out the cinnamon gelatin/jelly out of the buns and smear it into each others anuses and then through a forceful push of the rectum expel the jelly back into the bun and use it for resale.
Apply now for a role in "Cinnabon Angels 2". We are ready to begin filming at the Cinnabon in Tampa as soon as we can find a good FIT for our leading man Chan! Must have previous experience Jelly Bottoming to be considered.
by Myron Gaines November 22, 2013
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jelly tug

When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
by skeptical jesus August 9, 2008
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Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011
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smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
by misshandy February 10, 2015
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