jeg

you can use it as a noun or as an adjective - sort of like the word 'fuck'.
"you are a jeg"

or

"i have jegged this right up"

or

"you jeggy fuck"

etc....
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
by Sunny Chances November 24, 2013
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Jeg Lagger

Jeg Lagger, is a Fat kid called Emre Sahan
JEG LAGGER, JEG RIVER DiNE KNOGLER OP KNÆKKE BRØD
by Bibu123 April 29, 2019
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Jeg-Gunts

Combination of a Gunt and the tight jeggings worn by fat/obese supermarket shoppers. Usually worn also with Ugg boots.
I went to Asda Toryglen on Saturday and felt classy after seeing all the Jeg-Gunts on display
by cazzzza February 08, 2010
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Flop jeg

When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.
Man I got a wicked case of flop jeg
by Ratsax October 02, 2019
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jeg dabber som jeg vil

when u dont dab like all the other kids
simon says: "jeg dabber som jeg vil"
by Elfving03 June 20, 2018
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