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Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
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Jeffrey

A true gentleman, just like the princes out of the best Disney movies. He is kind and darling and can really pull of wearing a sweater vest. Jeffreys are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters, and are extremely talented in many fields. However, one must be careful around a jeffrey, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually win. Perhaps the most prominent aspect of a jeffrey is that no matter where he may go, he is always loved.
I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend.
by CuddleKoala January 24, 2011
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Jeffrey Dahmered

Basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. He is then raped, Dismembered and finally consumed.
"Hey, don't accept any free drinks from that guy over there! You could get Jeffrey Dahmered. "

I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.

I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.
by NotAPessimist February 5, 2015
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Jeffrey Trinh

A sexy beast who has teeth as sharp as paper. Likes to fart
by Jeffrey trinhster 2000 October 7, 2011
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Jeffrey

A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
by the frollicking zebra November 4, 2010
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the ingredients in a jeffrey

The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")

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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"

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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)

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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)

*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)

*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))

*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)

*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)

*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)

*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)

*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)

*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)

*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.

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Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)

Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".

Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".
by Tenos January 16, 2011
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Jeffrey Maier

Jeffrey Maier cost the Baltimore Orioles a chance at the World Series, just like Steve Bartman cost the Chicago Cubs
by Jimmy S January 10, 2004
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