jeebz, jeebus

Deriving from the word 'Jesus' or 'Jeez' when used as an exclamation.

"Jeebus that boy is fat!"
"I was only kidding.. jeebz."

by irkensmirken February 11, 2005

Jeezus sneezus

An expression of shock, something startling .

The new “in” saying for 2019. Often used by the younger generation of today modern computerised world .

“I just woke up from a 12 hour nap” jeezus sneezus!!

by Azeracks February 6, 2019

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

Jeetus

A sudden rush of shit to the brain

That was stupid, you must have Jeetus

by Doigy42 September 20, 2018

Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007

jeebus

Not homer originally, this word dates back to the late 1800's as a way of saying jesus without actually taking the name in vain.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.

similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

"Lawd help us jeebus!"

"Gawd allmitey"

by Pete Prisco October 4, 2005