Jebus 

Jesus' twin brother that become more famous through a meme

JEBUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS FORESKIN TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO

Jebus by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

jebus 

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

jebus by Matt Jack June 27, 2006

Jebus 

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

Jebus by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005

Jebus 

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

Jebus by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006

Jebus 

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

Jebus by William Nownes April 21, 2005

Jebus 

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

Jebus by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus 

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

Jebus by Hellfired December 16, 2008