What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.
by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009
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Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.
Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil
So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.
A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.
Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil
So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.
A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
by Church of the 3 Sons September 19, 2008
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If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 7, 2009
Get the Jebus mug.Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.
...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.
Judges 19:10
Judges 19:10
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