Jarrod

This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.

The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.

by Scotty Too Hotty February 11, 2014

Jarrell

Jarrell is a guy that is so sweet, and passoniate. He is also a really hilarious person that would make you laugh, and make you happy. He also is a great artist and is into music. Jarrell is an independent, strong, intelligent, wonderful person. You would want him in your life, and also he try his hardest, and also sometimes dumb, but also very intlligent.

Dang that kid jarrell Is so sweet, and kind!

by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019

Jargy Station

An unwanted 20,000 gallon underground structure, that in the 19th Century, Joe Biden’s grandpop went state to state building in people’s backyards, while employed by the Merelonge Company.

Damnit, Joe’s grandpop just built another Jargy Station right in our backyard!

by Korvetten Kapitän October 6, 2021

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Jarrell

A cute guy with hot lips, a good kisser. A man you can always trust, very responsible. He is passionate towards the things he do, one of the good man on earth that every women needs.

Oh Jarrell treats her girl very well. I can say he's one of the good guys.

by carbonica January 1, 2012

Jarrell

A respectful, independent, strong, and intelligent person you would ever need in your life.

"Jarrell is so kind, and smart!"
"He is such a Jarrell!"

by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019