jaron

8 gigabytes of pornography. 4GB of porn would be referred to as "half a jaron". 2GB, a quarter.

"Dude, his parents found all the porn on his laptop!"
"I heard he had like 2 whole jarons on there..."

by mf227 November 21, 2009

jaron

someone that is really awesome at sports and send naked pictures to girls

if your a jaron then you are very horny

by jmos greatest fan February 12, 2008

jaronn

Jaronn is a kind soul, who will do anything for his girlfriend to make her happy. He is mostly mean to people who hurts people close to him.

Jaronn protected the people close to him

by BOI WILL WIN April 11, 2019

Jaron

Best guy you will ever meet. Very funny, very sweet, very sexy and hella hot. Usually with plenty of girls.

Oh that JARON is so hot. I would want to be with him.

by Jarrekurre December 10, 2018

Jarhna

Jarhna is a beeee-yoch. Seriously, Jarhnas are manipulative, selfish, and very up-themselves. NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

Jarhna: "Hey Kristen"
Kristen: "Uhm..hi."
Jarhna: "How's the bf?" ---- She is looking for gossip. She will twist anything you say into something way more than it is.
Kristen: "Fine." ---- This is where you take your leave.
Kristen: "I gotta go."

by --O_o-- August 23, 2009

Jaron

A cockbite. Specifically one who goes out randomly in the middle of the day and bites men's cocks for his own enjoyment

That damn jaron that's been running around town got me again. I'll be lucky if I can still have kids this time.

by wrw28405 March 23, 2010

Jaron

A guy with a receding hair-line, whose tendecies relate to those of one who thinks he can fix anything, but in reality everything he touches either breaks, dies, or develops a habit of inconsistency. Also one who tends to bastardize others to bring himself to a point at which he believes he is better and more intelligent.

"You've been such a Jaron lately. You said you could change the light bulb in the kitchen. But now we're sitting here in the dark. And you say I'm inferior? HA! Who's the moron who messed up all the circuits, over a measly light bulb?!!"

by Jaron's greatest fan April 7, 2005