dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

by Topaze November 30, 2013

jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.

I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.

by katie&morgan February 5, 2012

Jargon Barf

Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.

"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"

"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".

by Hodaka July 9, 2010

jargon

something to do with french?

some people in france speak a jargon

by Elaine October 2, 2003

medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013