January 11

National slap a bitch day. The one day of the year you can slap your boss without getting fired.

You*slap*

your boss:"your fired”
You:”it’s January 11th”

by Brook_xii October 19, 2019

January 3

The day the coolest person was born. If you were born on this day u are probably the coolest person and everyone deserves to follow your bidding! So go out their and be fucking cool!!

January 3: THE FUCKING COOLEST PERSON EVER

by HerbasauresRex November 10, 2019

January 19

If your born on January 19 your a badass your a Queen/King so pop offff 😍✨

Girl 1: why is she so popular
Girl 2:because of her birthday
Girl 1:what do you mean?
Girl 2:her birthday is January 19 that means she is a badass
Girl 1: oh

by Y'all are to pretty November 15, 2020

January 23

The day where legends are born and they are funny, cute, amazing, and kinda dumb but it’s ok because your a legend.

January 23 is where the greatest people of all time are born.

by Isabel Young October 29, 2019

january 2

Jan 2nd is when awesome people are born.

Man that cool person was obviously born on January 2nd.

by Tyroneismybestfriend May 28, 2016

January 21

People born on this day are amazing people and are worth your life. If these people are your significant other you are the luckiest person in the world. These people are very kind people but have a shy side to them too. Once they get to know you better they will be more confident with you. People born on this day will love you forever!!!!

Omg your with someone born on January 21
Yes I am
Your so luckkyyyyy
They are the best

by Stooopid people November 2, 2019

Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018