Jalon

Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.

One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..

by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

jalloh

A foolah (African) name. Very famous. It means lit and sexy and always eating a lot.

Hey what's your name ?
"Jalloh" you ?
Woah ur a jalloh, lucky u

by Mabitu January 15, 2017

Jalon

Jalon is very athletic and smart. Jalon also is very loyal no matter what's going on. You can count on Jalon for anything

Jalon is daddy to everyone.

by gp3116 July 16, 2017

Jalopie

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003