janki

a level of drunkenness way above shit faced where the only prerequisite is chugging a bottle of wine. Complete with vomiting all night, singing songs while vomiting, and crying over the death of an evil dictator.

Dude, the party last night was sick! Although you probably don't remember it because you were so janki drunk!

by partyhard2013 December 6, 2009

Janky

an adjective for a person, place, or thing which is quite broken, annoying, undesirable, gross, unfortunate, messed up, just plain stupid, or for anything with a negative connotation.

This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."

It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".

"Ugh, my teacher gave me so much homework!"
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."

by MyLifeIsJankyByKeke January 19, 2010

janky

When something is described as being utterly stupid, insufficient, not right, and unreasonable.

Man this class is janky af.

Yo I'm not reading that janky ass shit.

by saucybro35 April 4, 2017

Janky

An item of poor quality

The keyboard is old & janky

by carlo$ August 13, 2005

jankie

a person, place or thing is so getto that you cant get over it that you must describe it as jankie

1)the stores in this town are so undecrible the are jankie

2)white people that try to act black are jankie

by rawr09 September 30, 2009

Janky

adj.- Sketchy or hard to interpret. Something that cant be trusted or understood.

The directions that guy gave us were Janky, i don't think they'll take us where we wanna go.

by Brendan aka Benj November 16, 2004

Janky

A description of an Item that is broke down, wore out or in need of bad repair. -"Junky"-

This janky car bout to break down.

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006