Janine

Janine can be very shy at times. Especially when talking to one of her many lovers. But if you take the time to talk to her instead of just stare at her boobs, you’ll see how smart she is. Really. She’s one of the cutest b***s you’ll meet in your life! She always has a sexy bra on, and she's unique in many other ways too. If you ever get the chance to date a Janine, don’t let her go unless she says the safeword. She’ll protect you from your curious neighbors, comfort you with amazing pasta, and always make you laugh with ridicolous ideas. She can be very dirty minded sometimes. Actually all the times. But she always makes you laugh. Nervously.

Janine almost gave me the best orgasm of my life last night, but at the last moment she ended up almost giving me the worst possible one!!

by Daigotom February 25, 2022

Janine

Track 5 on the 1969 David Bowie album "Space Oddity"

Oh my love, Janine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

janin

A girl that slays the world

Janin slays just like queen Bey

by Luckiboyfuckun January 1, 2017

janined

To perform a task with haste and brute strength, and complete disregard for damage to property or self.

Mum rearranged all the furniture in the house today while Dad was at work. She totally janined it.

by TwoChickenNuggets September 15, 2017

janine

funny , outgoing , bitchey , yet most loveable person you will ever meet . likes to have organsims and hates penises .

Janine: Penises are so ugly
SOme hoe : they are all hairyright janine

by janinelover 224 April 6, 2009

Janin

A synonym for being toxic or evil.

Why are you so Janin, it's just a game.

by TheTruthyes December 26, 2018

janin

Janin is a very over anxious person. Very beautiful person and would be a great mother. Probably the type of girl that would ask her boyfriend out using a note with a picture with a little joke. Has kids as a teen. Janin’s tend to drink beer. Very hard working. Janin’s have beautiful eyes. Loves cats and hate dogs. Janin’s enjoy watching shows such as the office and Jersey shore and lagoona beach. Very funny which makes them even more beautiful then they already are. Janin’s are relaxed and are amazing basketball.

Is that your friend Janin

No it’s janina

by Jansbbdbwhajaksjs July 27, 2020