Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

janicejenny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual woman in code.

see also "jimmyjohnny"

"Check out that janicejenny's short, spikey hair and motorcycle."

or

"Those sorority girls would make great janicejennies."

by mischa June 28, 2004

jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008

Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

Janice

Janice is wonderful. She is thoughtful and caring, she has always shown her strengths by pointing out yours. But in reality she is who makes you a better person. She has shown me what it means to care.

Janice, I know you gave when you felt you had little to give. The Janice I know gave with all she could when she felt no love. Truely I think she is the best!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006

Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.

Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.

by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018