jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

jamonic

big but not too big and very cool. (emphasis on the cool)

Have you ever seen the bands recording studio, it's jamonic!

by goesrawr November 17, 2010

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017

Jamoni

Jamoni is a one of a kind individual, very independent, witty , creative and FINE AF. Jamoni’s are thick in proportions, very alluring, endearing. Jamoni’s are rare to find and even harder to catch.

Jamoni is mysterious

by BubbleGumPussy December 4, 2021

Jamonle

when a drunk man steals your pants

I was walking with my sexfilled boyfriend when this drunk guy full erection did a Jamonle. I thank him because my boyfriend and I had super sex.

by Joe Biden's Best Friend February 12, 2022

Jamook

idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.

Il trente jamok!!!.......

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005