Jamtard

Ignorant young folk; naive persons in their teens or younger

1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"

by Randomdude1111 June 12, 2011

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

Jacktard

A word that is a combination of jack-ass and retard. Used to insult someone who is completely stupid and beinga dick at the same time:

#1: Dude he just shitted I the sink and then blamed me!
#2: wow he is a real Jacktard

by Ader Titsof March 15, 2015

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

Jaytard

A Jason that gets so wasted that his face actually looks retarded.

Jason looks sooooo Jaytarded right now. That’s a Jaytard face.

by Tootootrue March 30, 2019

jacktardian

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020