Jagermeister

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.

by KingTT February 5, 2004

jager night

a rowdy night of throwing up voilently, fighting friends, fighting cops, taking off your clothes, disappearing randomly, setting things on fire, random unprotected sex with people and/or animals, club hopping, doing drugs, urinating in strange or public places, having no fear, loss of consideration for your own well being or the well being for others, killing hookers, walking untold miles, etc. all due to being under the influence of jagermeister. the things you do on a jager night are usually told to you the following day if you are located and not in prison for numerous charges. you may also be able to avoid your sentencing by telling the judge that it was a jager night.

judge: "what do you have to say about your charges of vandalism, sodomy, three counts of manslaughter, robbery at gunpoint, grand theft auto... the list goes on and on..."

plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."

judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."

by steve_insane August 5, 2008

jagerschlager

A shot comprised of Jagermeister and Goldschlager, previously known as liquid cocaine (the 80's are over man)...you bartender will appreciate this change.

Hey, two Jagerschlagers over here douche!

by sAmMeRp December 9, 2006

jagerbomb

A mixture of a can or half can of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister. It is the choice of guidos at the club so they can grind until their dicks fall off.

Guido: Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, cheif.

Guido: Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit.

by TheTallOne October 14, 2007

Jagerbrew

The combined effort to get you drunk by a Double Vodka and Irn Bru, mixed with a shot of Jagermeister. The drink should be consumed in the traditional Jagerbomb manner.

The consumption of this concoction may result in temporary loss of self control, and telling old school mates that they no longer belong in your life.

Bennyboy: Who's up for a Jagerbrew?!
All: JAGER!! JAGER!! JAGER!!

by BboyHench December 27, 2009

crimson jager

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.

Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.

by 1111toga September 20, 2016

Jager Fight

A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.

"What did you guys do after the bar last night"

"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"

by Rebecca L March 4, 2008