Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.

Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?

by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 28, 2018

jaguar

In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

I was eaten by a jaguar last night.

by captain mudge May 1, 2006

Jagger Bombs

Jägermeister & Red Bull

Drink on special occasions...like when you want to blackout

by meshell March 11, 2005

Jaguar Skill

Jaguar Skill is the ability to remove a girls underwear for intercourse with your foot while still kissing. it can be used to impress girls.
Jaguar skill come from Jaguar Wong who uses this skill in the film Ninja Terminator

"i was not going to have sex with you but after seeing you use Jaguar skill I'm all yours"

"Damn i have mastered Jaguar Skill and i used it last night to whip this girls pants off"

by BarZan March 18, 2008

Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.

by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008

Jaguar

An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.

"Oh look an empty Jaguar can!"

"Be careful honey, this is Gopnik territory."

by foomaster15 March 14, 2013

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd

Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.

by BeZeee July 5, 2011