9 definitions by captain mudge
by captain mudge October 3, 2003
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.
by captain mudge April 19, 2006
by captain mudge October 3, 2003
by captain mudge October 3, 2003
by captain mudge October 24, 2003
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
by captain mudge October 3, 2003
plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10
by captain mudge October 3, 2003