jaggard
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jaguardrive
Gear box for the new generation of Jaguars, replacing the typical J-gate (introduced with the XJ40 in 1986). It was first seen on the C-XF concept and in 2008 both the XF and XKR will be equipped with JaguarDrive.
Jaguardrive debuted on the Jaguar C-XF Concept car and both the 2008 XKR and XF will be equipped with it.
jaguardrive by Samgar2 July 14, 2007
Jaggar
A sissy man commonly referred to as a fat sack of shit, he waste his life daily farming gear and gaining levels on WoW. He has no social life what so ever, he hisses at the sun. It is said to be so that jaggar has spent over 1800hrs in a single chair.NO evidence was provided to prove said claim but it is widely speculated to be true. As friends and family stand by as his fat&rage meters sky rockets, his social life & physical well being are plummeting to level never thought reachable.
Frank: Hey Jaggar I know I am asking a lot by doing this but... Would you like to go to the movies later tonight with some friends?
Jaggar: I can't Frank, I gotta raid Black Temple in about 8 hours so I am getting prepared now. Since your going our can you pick me up 3 jumbo popcorn's and a 64oz.
Frank:Jaggar.... Jesus Christ Jaggar...
Jaggar: What did i do , go away your letting light in and disturbing my farming.
Frank: Jaggar I'm sorry I'm the one who has to say this to you but... Your an out of control fat ass who is going to die from a heart attack at the age of 17. You are a worthless slob who will only get some from your cats.
Jaggar: Rofl ,gtfo noob , while your wasting your life going to the movies with "friends" I am succeeding in life and helping my guild progress. Without me this guild would fall apart.
Frank: Maybe thats a sign that you need a fucking life dude.
Jaggar: I don't need this shit fuck you , /ignore (puts headset on while he puts his soda on his gut)
--No cats were harmed in the making of this scenario--
Jaggar: I can't Frank, I gotta raid Black Temple in about 8 hours so I am getting prepared now. Since your going our can you pick me up 3 jumbo popcorn's and a 64oz.
Frank:Jaggar.... Jesus Christ Jaggar...
Jaggar: What did i do , go away your letting light in and disturbing my farming.
Frank: Jaggar I'm sorry I'm the one who has to say this to you but... Your an out of control fat ass who is going to die from a heart attack at the age of 17. You are a worthless slob who will only get some from your cats.
Jaggar: Rofl ,gtfo noob , while your wasting your life going to the movies with "friends" I am succeeding in life and helping my guild progress. Without me this guild would fall apart.
Frank: Maybe thats a sign that you need a fucking life dude.
Jaggar: I don't need this shit fuck you , /ignore (puts headset on while he puts his soda on his gut)
--No cats were harmed in the making of this scenario--
Jaggar by Thorius Fattyburg October 9, 2008
jaggar
a fairy boy who enjoys catching butterflies whilst frolicking through the meadow. he occasionally stops to pick up a dandelion to give to his dream boyfriend which he hopes to meet later in life. and as he frolics he sings songs such as it's raining men and y.m.c.a. and if he is up to it he will add interpretive dance by doing cartwheels and other faggoty queer-bait douchebag moves. when he is with people he acts is if he is straight but really lives a duel life of butt humping and scrotum licking. what a fag.
Look at jaggar what a faggot!
John: Hey im going to hang out with jaggar today.
Xavior: Don't do it he is going to try and rape you!
John: Are you serious?
Xavior: Yeah man he is a fag!
John: Golly! Good thing you told me Xavior Shadowsung Treefucker that was nice of you!
John: Hey im going to hang out with jaggar today.
Xavior: Don't do it he is going to try and rape you!
John: Are you serious?
Xavior: Yeah man he is a fag!
John: Golly! Good thing you told me Xavior Shadowsung Treefucker that was nice of you!
jaggar by Xavior Shadowsung Treefucker October 8, 2008
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026