Jaffee

(n.,adj.) the quintessence of cool.

(n.)"Dude, he just asked out a super model."
"who?"
"that Jafee over there."

(adj.)"Dude you are such a Jaffee person."

by crazy legs mcgee June 12, 2008

jeffed

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed

I totally just jeffed that.

by pee pee sock August 27, 2007

Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!

Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!

by Burnsie January 20, 2005

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009

Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.

"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."

by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015

jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.

1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!

by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007

Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.

by Jafferism May 27, 2009