Jacksonville

The only city in Florida that contains in breeds as well as rednecks!

Hey JAX and Duval County, I'm shocked you don't petition to leave Florida and try to be admitted into Georgia!

by Piranha May 14, 2005

Jacksonville

It has the best NFL football team in the world.

The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to roast Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts next season.

by Jags3939 July 29, 2008

Jacksonville

A east coast town in Jacksonville. that has only a little to do. and is a military town

jacksonville is next to camp lejune

by BeauRose October 18, 2008

Jacksonville

A small town outside Waycross in the Okefenokee Swamp.

We goin to the Waffle House at Jacksonville tonight!

by Blanche232 October 27, 2009

Jacksonville

If you were to imagine the great state of Florida as a man, bending over towards Mississippi, the St. Johns River would represent his bowels. The St. Johns River flows into the Atlantic in Jacksonville (Florida's ass hole). Fred Durst is an excellent example of a turd that was produced in Jacksonville.

Man, I went to Jacksonville for a concert a few weeks ago, and I still haven't been able to wash the stink off!

by phatty-b October 3, 2008

Jacksonville

City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)

Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.

Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.

Hick 1: WTF!! Where's Jacksonville on the map?

by Shingo56 September 22, 2007

Jacksonville

A city in North Florida which keeps telling itself its the largest city in the State. Which it is in Land Size but really a City that is the size of a whole county only has around 700,000 people. Sure JAX is the largest city. But who cares about actual city. Metro Areas are what count. And Miami Metro is the 6th largest in the country 50th in the world. Jacksonville the city which keeps thinking it is better than Miami atleast in one thing ;)

Miami is the ecconomic Capital of Florida and Latin America. Also the leading Gateway betweens the Americas.

Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.

by Flymia September 3, 2005