Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

Russian Jacket

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Banana Jacket

When a man masturbates with a Banana peel.

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids

by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011

jizz jacket june

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.

"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"

by Vlasta February 20, 2021

Denim Jacket Girls

They are a very mean group of girls (normally 2) who give dirty looks. And aren’t known till you have an encounter with them. They are the type of girls who can’t ‘say it with their chest’.

Faiza: Oh look it’s the Denim Jacket Girls we saw yesterday.
Ben: Yea. They called me weird yesterday. Couldn’t even come say it to my face.

by Transitions May 2, 2019

Jacket Slut

A term Gerard Way used to describe his love for jackets

Gerard: it's weird, I'm like a jacket slut.

by RydenMCR Howlter April 8, 2019