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Jack Thompson

Lawyer and activist from Florida who is well known for his bizarre filings against the Florida Bar (at one point questioning the legality of its existence) and attempting to sue various rap artists and video game companies, claiming they were corrupting the youth.

He has lost every case he has ever filed and was finally disbarred in 2008.
Thompson's more outlandish antics include:
>Sending documents including photocopies of his drivers license with Batman's picture in place of his own (later wore a Batman watch in court to compliment this).
>"A company that says a line will not be drawn will be drawn and quartered" -Jack Thompson
>Thompson once told a prank caller to buy a suicide game and "get real good at it".
>Just the fact that commentators have called his courtroom behavior "cartoony" tells a lot.
by Lingualux March 23, 2012
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A anti-game crusader who blames everything bad that happens on video games.
Video games caused 9/11
Video games Murdered my family
Video games promote child obesity
Video games caused katrina to destroy New Orleans!
Despite how much I hate him I agree that games are rated M for a reason, Yes im talking to you 12 and under on Counter-strike.
Jack Thompson: I will offer $10,000 to anyone who makes my game!
Fighting hell fish: here it is, we call it Defamation of Character

Jack Thompson: oh, umm I was just kidding haha, it was sarcasm you see...
by Gamer4life October 23, 2005
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jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)
by the samm May 3, 2007
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Jack to Jack

The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.
I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.
by CharitableNinja February 8, 2009
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Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.
Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
by Spencer92 August 8, 2012
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Jack Tretton

Jack Tretton is the President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America (SCEA), also known as the Xbane. During E3 2013 he slew the abomination of the green dragnos, Xbox One.
He totally went Jack Tretton on EA
by FatalEvolution June 10, 2013
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Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man
Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.
by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011
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