jabroni

Put down used by kick-ass wrestler The Rock

Shut your mouth jabroni.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Jabrone

1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

OMG you jabrone, you've been in the bathroom forever!

by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008

Jabroni

Nicole Marsfelder

Nicole Marsfelder is a total fucking Jabroni.

by thotbreaker69 October 31, 2019

Jabroni

Italian slang used in the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Possibly used to insult a person for various reasons.

1. Charlie: "Just glide one puck just to get the hang of it."
Mac: "Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing."
2. Charlie: "You keep using this word 'jabroni'...and it's awesome!"
Mac: "Yeah I think it's some daigo word or something"

by Cmark6000 May 3, 2018

Jabroni

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

Our roommate is such a Jabroni.

by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010

Jabroni Tail

A gooch hair pony tail.

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!

by BigFerda November 27, 2018

jabroni quotient

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.

Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.

by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023