Hawaiian Jabbawocky 

The sexual act of inserting a straw into a significant other's ass and slurping out the diarrhea and spitting it on your partner.

Guy #1: "Dude, some girl asked me last night to Hawaiian Jabbawocky her.
Guy #2: "Did you do it?"
Guy #1: "No..."
Guy #2: "I would have..."

Hawaiian Jabbawocky by B-ryon August 1, 2012

Jabberwacky 

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.

Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.

Jabberwacky by kirry_s March 12, 2009

Backseat Jabberwockies 

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.

Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro

Backseat Jabberwockies by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019

jabberwacky 

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.

Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?

jabberwacky by gofuckurselfkthxbai March 5, 2009

jabberfucky 

v. transitive: to replace key words in works of literature, usually poems, with variations of the word "fuck."

"Jabberfucky"
"Because I could not stop for Fuck"
"Ode on a Fuckin' Urn"

jabberfucky by maude spekes March 31, 2009

The Jabberwock 

A sexual maneuver in which the dominant partner shouts out emotive portmonteau words with each thrust.

So, last night I was doing the Jabberwock, and I came up ith "shlurking"- I'm going to try using it in conversation.

The Jabberwock by Bill the Ripper June 26, 2007

Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.

"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."

Jabberwalky by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS June 14, 2022