Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
by Joey December 29, 2004
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Tyrese is so Ja Rule.
by Really White Dude December 11, 2003
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Ja Rule

also known as the "Ja Rule effect"

when someone really has no talent whatsoever, but thinks they do so much that they actually belive they do have talent. Also known as the "Miley Cyrus" effect.
Miley Cyrus- I'm such a great singer
Doctor- yep, it appears you are suffering from the Ja Rule effect
by press the fuck button October 4, 2008
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Ja Rule

a rapper for bayside,queens new york.he has the most retarded songs ever made,and cant do anything without ashanti and r kelly.ja rule has only 1 ok cd out of 14,which is R.U.L.E.ja rule got mad beef with 50 cent,and cant make anymore music cause 50 whooped his ass big time.
ja rule is a rapper.
by NYCLOC September 26, 2005
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ja rule fell off harder than anyone in the history of mankind. the label he is signed to, murder inc, got murdered in a sense that no one will ever listen to another ja rule song with a straight face. Ja Rule...did not rule.
i.e. Yo vincent man, u fell off like ja rule!
by The Brown One April 24, 2005
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Ja Rule

a Black Ninja Turtle who used to live in a sewer because he was afraid of the ghetto.
Ja Rule:What're you doin here Timberlake?!
Justin Timberlake: Running away from the ghetto, yo.
by NeedaPottyBreak November 22, 2003
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Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.
"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"
by Tyrell Jesse June 5, 2005
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