by The Cold Slawer January 09, 2019
Get the The Italian Job mug.When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021
Get the The Italian Job mug.A job which, on the face of it, seems to have been done OK, but which may lack the traditional thoroughness or certainty associated with work done in countries like Britain, Germany etc., especially in the 19th century.
"I've fixed the bathroom taps - everything seems to be working fine, but it's an Italian job, so we'd better keep an eye on it."
by Khuy-n-inpw June 08, 2009
Get the Italian Job mug.When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)
by kittenburger June 09, 2011
Get the Italian Job mug.having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket
by little trevor June 14, 2009
Get the Italian Job mug.When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job.
Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.
by slancio March 23, 2011
Get the Italian Job mug.I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.
by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010
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