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it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say
Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

It’s not like I like you! 

A phrase that most tsunderes use
Guy: Hey you’re cute I like you do you feel the same?
Tsundere: H-Hey! It’s not like I like you!

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.