small Iranian

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it

Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny

by j-mannn July 12, 2011

Go Iranian

When a group of people take action against all odds.

- Man the neighbor's car alarm kept up the whole street all night.
- You should have complained.
- Yeah but he is a black belt and could kick my ass.
- Then the whole neighborhood should go Iranian on him.

by houjan July 27, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Iranian

A person from Iran. Most people would say that an Iranian has dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. However, this is most certainly NOT true. I myself, being a full-blooded Iranian have red hair and blue eyes. My father has blond hair, and my mom has red hair also. We are all Iranian, although we are from the northern part. The point is, not all Iranians are dark, hairy, and have huge noses.

Ignorant dumbass: OMG! Red hair?! You must be Irish or something!
Me: No. I'm Iranian, you freaking tard.

by Sophia M. September 1, 2008

iranijap

And iranijap is a person of mixed Iranian and Japanese ancestry. Known to be very exotic and attractive looking people.

Darvish Yu is a famous baseball player in Japan, and he is also an iranijap. Google his website.

by Count_bobula December 14, 2008

ilyani

Beauty
Clever
Always help parents
Kind
Friendly
Cute
Responsibility
Aesthetic

Ilyani is kind of beauty because she's kind. She clever because hardworking. She always help her parents. She also friendly and responsibility. What a cute girl!

by Kang Eui Geon April 22, 2018

iranian

A person whos rich, HAS to drive a bmw or mercedes. Girls are gorgeous and they all live in HUGE houses.
brand name clothes are a must

That girl in the black mercedes is iranian.

by rachel bilson May 22, 2006