Interstate 694

Possibly the worst freeway in the Twin Cities except maybe Crosstown 62. It certainly has the two most dangerous interchanges in the metro, filled with weaving and tightly spaced interchanges, at I-35E and also at a huge interchange with MN 51 and US 10. Also has a crappy interchange at I-35W and and a useless dual-signage route with I-94, which is its parent route anyway.

"The fastest way to Minneapolis from here is I-694 to I-35W."

"Let's take Highway 100 or 169 to I-394 instead, because I don't want to get killed."

"Agreed."

by The Volkswagen Beatle June 30, 2005

Intersackal

The space between the sack and the butthole. Slang for the perineum. Taint. Chode.

Josh Brolin got sunburned on his intersackal region.

by timmmdogg December 4, 2019

interplaceboflaynoplanko

an inter dimensional radio powered through alien technology and sorcery. usually top secret

we are communicating with other biological creatures using an interplaceboflaynoplanko.

by tingoringo December 15, 2019

Interstate 35W Minnesota

The west half of Interstate 35 through the Twin Cities. It is about 41 miles long and serves downtown Minneapolis and some western suburbs. However some parts of it are crappy and desperately need reconstructing. See Crosstown Commons. It needs help with interchanges with I-94 and I-494/MN 5 as well. In the future it may even need help with its interchange with I-694.

Unless absolutely necessary, take I-35E through the Twin Cities instead of I-35W.

by The Volkswagen Beatle January 3, 2005

Interstate 10

The most rural Interstate (except maybe I-8). Between San Antonio and Los Angeles, I-10 is either in a large town or in absolute nothingness. It has an intersection with I-20 in the middle of nowhere in Texas, 130 miles from El Paso and 450 miles from San Antonio.

Of somewhat interest is "The Thing". I myself do not know what that is but it is located near Texas Canyon, Arizona, on I-10.

I-10 passes through these major cities:

Los Angeles, Phoenix, Tucson, El Paso (even though nobody would put it on this list), San Antonio, Houston, New Orleans, and Jacksonville.

"Wanna go see The Thing?"

"Where's that?"

"Nowhere, Arizona, on I-10"

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 16, 2008

California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina

After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate

by J-Beize April 30, 2009

Interstate 76 (Western)

One of two interstate highways with the "76" designation (the other being in Ohio and Pennsylvania with about 3 miles of Jersey mixed in), this is an extremely boring nowhere freeway. Its sole purpose is connecting Denver to Chicago and Omaha (via Interstate 80).

It runs from Interstate 80 at Big Springs, Nebraska, through absolute nothingness for 180 miles, and then ends at Interstate 70 in Denver with NO WARNING. Without knowing it, you are now on Interstate 70, heading west towards the potentially dangerous Rocky Mountains.

"Well, kids, here's Interstate 76!"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"Only 186 miles to Denver!"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by The Volkswagen Beatle June 29, 2005