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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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instinct boner

An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.

Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.
by KnifeStrauzen May 23, 2011
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pure instinct and swag

the ability to learn, attend instruction, or develop a skill without the use of deliberate notetaking, practice, or studying; just go in, look forward at the visuals, and shit just goes into da brain.
I passed three classes this semester using pure instinct and swag; I didn't even go to class the last five weeks!
by himalayadude22222 February 1, 2023
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instincts

inner sense of self-preservation inherent within creatures in the animal kingdom; sense of right and wrong for human beings that seems to come naturally; natural intuition to respond, sometimes suddenly, to sensory input; initial strong feelings experienced as new information is processed.
The lion is feared throughout the animal kingdom because of its predatory instincts.

My senses aren't tingling at all -- my instincts have failed humanity!

Guy 1: My instincts tell me I should NOT be doing this, but I gotta be strong!
Guy 2: Dude, you're only bench-pressing like 45 pounds!

If teen-aged males trusted their instincts more, they wouldn't say the (too often) famous last words: "Hey, watch THIS!"
by canuck4Jesus February 25, 2010
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volt instinctz

1)Very stinky
2)Lost his "Girl" to his "friend"
3)No one likes him
4)Has no life
5)barely in volt
volt instinctz is very smelly and I want emma back
by VoLT Trialz February 16, 2017
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Spring instincts

When your body has spring instincts, I.E mating season.

Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Stephanie : idk I don’t usually like him but now he’s all I think about

Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
by Springinstincts August 3, 2019
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Gargoyle-instinct

The inexplicable and unfounded urge to climb on things, like buildings, trees ect.
Nico broke bis legs, because he couldn't resist his Gargoyle-instinct and tried to climb on the hospital.
by SarkastischerDorsch March 21, 2020
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