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inshaaf

a kid in the back of your class, normally late. always on his phone, finds his best friends sister hot, my ex bestie.
me: "look its my ex bestie inshaaf"
mia: "ok, ew"
by NotZ March 24, 2022
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instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
by rabid9797 January 11, 2009
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inshaal

the most amazing human being ever. they're basically Einstein. a person with this name is the smartest, funniest, prettiest, most exalted person you will ever meet. she is so naturally gifted and is absolutely wonderful. no one can ever compare to her. ever.
you know inshaal? she's the most charming person i have ever met and i am so in love with her.
by ludovico einaudi March 5, 2022
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instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.
Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.
by raymo03 August 2, 2007
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Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.
CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.
by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009
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instafam

When a person marries someone who already has children from a previous relationship, usually said of a single, never married man. Single, never married men tend to use this term in a derogatory manner until it happens to them.

This may be considered an alternate definition of 'instafamily' as well.
Bob's new wife has three kids from her first marriage. Bob has an instafam- just add daddy.
by dalaggie January 31, 2008
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Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to
I miss you too instafam
by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018
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