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Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.
Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
by Fint June 5, 2012
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Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.
His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!
by SmoovJC November 21, 2012
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Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

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Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH
by Guest1444 March 13, 2019
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Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
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celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 February 24, 2009
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Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.
by luckywassabi December 31, 2010
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