It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
by BigPokemon November 03, 2020
a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 02, 2013
no one expects the spanish inquisition
by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020
An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011
So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops
by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010
(verb) When a dog (usually a smaller breed), lifts one of its font paws and tilts its head in a questioning or inquiring manner.
by Scooter89 May 12, 2017
by B. Brejcha September 06, 2020