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injuryze

To injure someone in such a way that they are left paralyzed
Drebot, look at me again and I will injuryze you
by Bronxx December 8, 2009
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Insurance Girl

A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.
Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.

Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?

Alex: Yeah, Casey.
by Ninenine222 July 13, 2012
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inorite

J: zomgwtf tihs is gay domo crashed teh vent and teh hole raid wiped

Fnovd: lol inorite?
by Fnovd October 22, 2006
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status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure
Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009
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Insurgency Sandstorm

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
by Kongjie December 12, 2020
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boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
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injury fetish

A strong attraction to broken bones, sprains, fractures, crutches, wheelchairs, ect. It is NOT the same as a sadist, these people do not cause or wish to cause harm. They're just turned on by it. An injury fetish is usaully harmless.
He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night.

Just looking at his broken arm made me have an orgasim because I have this huge injury fetish.
by D2BB June 17, 2008
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