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fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
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infanticide

Anyone who refuses to call abortion "infanticide" is a fucking child hater.
by pizzy strizzy August 27, 2003
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infantigo

Noun - the right to ask to change your airline seat if a small child sits down nearby.
When the woman with her screaming baby sat next to me, I invoked my infantigo.
by Not so-frequent Flyer April 15, 2013
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Infatuitis

n. a disorder of the heart caused by having substantial exposure to extremely attractive individuals and their extremely attractive bodies.

Symptoms include
- an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know
- overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual
- obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies
- the inability to concentrate the task at hand
- romantic delusions of grandeur
- an effort to 'understand' the individual
- fb stalking of the individual

and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity.

The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies.

There is no known cure as yet.
louis: "wassup?"

anna: "oh just fb stalking my lover-to-be again."

louis: "dude you have a baaad case of infatuitis."
by SU DOE NIM March 24, 2011
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Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.
I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.
by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016
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infantilist

i wear diapers and hypnotize myself to shit myself and pee all over me.
by ginny March 10, 2005
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Infantilize

Not a word. Some may think it is. But no, tis not a word.
GSM: Don't infantilize me
me: that's NOT a word
by BGC September 3, 2007
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