Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 09, 2020

slammer

a heavy round object with two flates sides that you hit pogs with

hey i got all your pogs with my slammer hit.

by killabrew April 29, 2004

slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

by Fisty McNifflewits September 08, 2006

slammer

some girl who sleeps around

bloke1 "who was that then?"
bloke2 "some slammer from essex init"

by Mski May 31, 2005

Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

slammer

Metal or rubber disc used to flip over/knock down Pogs. Circa 1994

That new slammer of yours is fuckin' cool.

by Mike M March 29, 2004

The Slammer

A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room

Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube

by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016