Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

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Imperial Creed

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.

As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'

Imperial Creed by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007

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Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!

Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.

Imperial March by Exor January 15, 2004

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Imperial Core

Much like spoiled kids or people who prefer crustless sandwiches, those in the imperial core rarely realize the harm they create. The countries where rich people keep their money/Where Corporate shareholders live.

"The Imperial Core dumps industrial byproducts in impoverished nations to evade public scrutiny" -- Sun tzu probably

Imperial Core by The last inch of milk March 10, 2022