bad idea

Beer pong with hard alcohal. (horrible aftermath)

"Yo! We're out of beer for pong!"
"Fuck it, lets use this gallon of gin!"
"That sounds like a bad idea."
*2 hours later*
"Dude who fucking shit on my iPod."

by Phill Roth February 12, 2006

good idea fairy

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.

Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.

by Trav September 27, 2004

iReady

The gayest shit the government has made me do since I sucked Trumps dick on my field trip. Common side affects of the website includes suicidal thoughts or even death.

“Do your fucking iReady” the teacher said!!

by I_no_geiy_lol September 17, 2018

George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

by jmanuel June 23, 2010

i have no idea

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

Good Idea

Actually a really bad idea

Person A: You know what sounds like a good idea?
Person B: What?
Person A: Robbing that bank.

by Tommy Scofflaw December 24, 2007

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

by Urban LXX November 1, 2015