iBone

When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.

Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"

Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.

by Luke the Great10101010101 September 11, 2012

ibone

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.

Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...

by Sugatits June 8, 2009

ibonics

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.

Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."

by Garble May 1, 2008

Irbonics

A variant of the Mexican-American accent emphasizing the letter R and the letter Y. Originating from Central California.

Irbonics Example: "It's rurnin' cats and dargs, better get my umbrayla, will you stairte the cayre for me. Yerpin. Tharnxs, be right berk."

by Berby75 June 29, 2010

Igbonic

Contemporary Igbo Natives due to time influence.

I’m not igbotic, I’m Igbonic

by Notnaza May 28, 2020

Ibong Adarna

Filipino story about three princes finding a bird that turns people to stone when it poops on them for the sick king and after all that commotion, one of the prince named Don Juan managed to date 3 women during the second half of the story, two of which he found in a palace inside of a well and one of them inside of the palace but then the father of that princess doesn't want that prince to date his daughter so then they left the palace and the father of the princess dies from a heart attack. Then they get married and they live happily ever after.

P1: Dude have you heard of Ibong Adarna? Don Juan is such a playboy!
P2: I know right? how the hell did he manage to date 3 people?!

by spacemandude June 29, 2023

iBoner

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.

All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.

by Poke smot August 1, 2012