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My peepee itches

Alex: “my peepee itches
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes
by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019
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nipples itch

When someone is thinking of you in a sexual way.
My nipples itch someone must be thinking about me.
by The angler February 6, 2015
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Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016
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wok itch

The craving for chinese food.
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”
"Hey - let's order from Hunan Garden tonight. I got some serious wok itch."
by swcHQ May 23, 2005
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Gamers Itch

The itch that happens to come out of no where when you playing an intense video game. usually appears when playing guitar hero, rockband and halo. causes you to have to either pause the game and scratch or quickly scratch during game play, most of the time causing a mistake to be made in the game.
gamer 1: "dude you just screwed up the mission"
gamer 2: "well sorry i had a gamers itch"
by Kitty Cat B October 13, 2008
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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com
Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching
by Dodndbs November 27, 2021
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