I Suck

The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.

Millennial: 'I suck'

by cheesenugget April 22, 2016

ifuck

Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.

Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.

by the real Rob Forney February 15, 2006

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

iFuck

The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.

Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.

by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008

iFuck

A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard or iFag

You dumb iFuck!

Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!

Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro

by b1naryatr0phy August 19, 2009

iFuck

Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.

Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.

by Rick James, b*tch May 6, 2010

iStuck

When two people decide to use the same iPod or other mp3 device and become connected by the ears.

Diangelo: Where's Milke?

Joe: I dont know, look for his girlfriend, they've been iStuck all day.

by D Travis May 21, 2008