I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

ishi

a very beautiful talented and gorgeous girl. she is very kind, funny, smart, really cute, perfect and good at everything .Ishi is the type to be very adventurous, always trying many new things and is very social. Ishi may be a quiet or shy at first but the more you know and talk to an ishi the more she shows her real personality . Ishi is very popular that many guys fall in love with her even thought she thinks she is just a normal girl. Ishi has very beautiful eyes and is just a very perfect beautiful person.

guy: “omg did you see that gorgeous girl her name is ishi”

guy2:” yes!, ive heard if her, she just transferred schools and is getting all of the boys”

guy1:”hey look its her ! lets go say hi

guy2:”ok lets go!”

by ishiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 10, 2019

I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019

ISHIGGYDIGGY

In internetspeak, the onomatopoeic pronunciation of the acronym ISHYGDDT, or "I Sure Hope You Guys Don't Do This." Often appears in internet forums and other online communities, uttered by the user to mock something another individual has done as being overtly stupid or outdated in some way.

Poster1:

"Hey everyone, check it out! I just got my new Macbook Pro!"

Poster2:

>$2500 facebook machine
>2012
ISHIGGYDIGGY"

by Pack Sniffer October 21, 2012

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

by charlievato July 6, 2008

Ishie

A bouncing personality that lights up a room with kindness, always at the forefront of every conversation but welcomingly so; her radiating energy creates a space where strangers gleam and flourish. Her words a radiating force of honesty, love and compassion. A raw gem of humanity. Her personality forged by the pressures of her childhood as are we all but the way she deals with hardship is spectacularly positive and undeniably human.

Ishie could be compared to a sunflower; a bold statement that lingers, a beauty that stays suspended in your thoughts.

by pinklagoons June 2, 2019

Yu Ishigami

One of the main characters of Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

He is most known as the most relatable character of the show. Some of his traits that makes him seem this way is him being a man of culture, easily depressed and a weeb.

He is also considered best boy of the show, though the fandom is pretty conflicted when it comes to this.

Yu Ishigami: Urusai, Baka
Anime-watchers: MY MAN HAS GROWN UP! WHAT A MADLAD!
Manga-readers: *cries happy tears* He said it... He said the thing.

by Malaysian kid July 12, 2020