inexorable

Impossible to prevent or stop

The seemingly inexorable march of new technology

by OlderWA August 30, 2017

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

inexplicable

Impossible, or extremly difficult, to explain (usually in words).

It is inexplicable how Princess Peach and Princess Daisy switched seats after Princess Rosalina screamed in a small chamber.
-My narration for 'The 3 Little Princesses' on Youtube, icygirl9000's production

by Mr. Wario April 23, 2016

inevitable

Inevitable means that something is ultimatley going to happen, and theres no way out of it.

My period is coming. its Inevitable.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

Moment of Inevitability

Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.

Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.

by somerandomdouche June 14, 2009

inexboozable

Behavior while consuming a surplus of intoxicating beverages which exceeds the limits of acceptable behavior.

Root word Exboozable-
A standard of behavior which may be considered inexcusable while sober, but acceptable (or at least excusable) while intoxicated.

Although it is understood that wine makes its own manners (as Li Po is legend to have remarked) there are still limits as to the extent of bad behavior.

When I left Justin in the Bowery with his bicycle and that Grifter Swedish girl at 3 am and no way to make it back to the Bronx, my behavior was inexboozable. Justin, I understand if you can't forgive me, but I would like to offer you my sincerest apology: I'm sorry.

by Nunzio999 April 1, 2011