invaild sexuality

Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”

person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”

person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“

by QT_bee0wU February 18, 2021

irailedskydaddy

an amazing tiktoker that i love and you should too?

cool person: hey look at this tiktoker I saw! they are so funny
dumb person: is it irailedskydaddy again?
cool person: ... yeah...
dumb person: its okay I love them!

by urmom936573646375664475 June 22, 2021

iFail

When your iphone auto corrects what you type and you touch send and then realize that what you sent was auto corrected.

bully:

Wait untill school tomorow! im gonna kiss your ass!!!

nerd:

why would you kiss my ass?!

bully:

I mean; KICK your ass!!! sorry that was an iFail, but im still kicking your ass tomorow!!

by iphonescrewups August 22, 2011

ivailo

Cool dude, spends most of his parents money on booze and weed. Listens to underground rap and struggles to find a good caring girlfriend.

Where is Ivailo?

- Probably out to buy some tourba(slang for weed)

by lil vanz January 9, 2018

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009

incilay

A girl who is loyal. A girl who is very pretty, she has a beautifull Body. She has horny tits and a nice ass. Style on fleek, brown long hair and brown eyes. Pretty face and a smiling like a angel. White teeths und sexy lips. A perfect girl. A beautifull character and a sweet voice. (SC:n4945o)

-My girlfriend is Incilay.

-My best friend ist Inyilay.

-My wife is Incilay.

by SC:n4945o December 31, 2016

infilit

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

the crackhead taser sociopathic 12 year old infilit

by uwuchanhisscreeperchan November 8, 2020